Captain Smile checks every aisle twice, once for safety and once for selfies. She files both reports with equal passion.
She can balance three drink orders and a turbulence forecast. The secret is a calm voice and a perfectly calculated wink.
Her preflight briefing includes stretching, smiling, and negotiating with the coffee machine. The coffee usually wins, then she wins bigger.
Upgrade queen. She cannot change the weather, but she can change your seat and your entire outlook on life.
Her smile is FAA approved for reducing stress at cruising altitude. Side effects include random clapping during landing.
She treats the galley like mission control. Snacks launch on schedule, and nobody gets left on the tarmac.
When the seatbelt sign dings, she appears with charm and bottled water. Hydration is her love language.
She has a sixth sense for overhead bin Tetris. Your suitcase thinks it is impossible, she quietly proves otherwise.
If there is mild turbulence, she calls it “sassy air.” Confidence remains at a comfortable cruising level.
She closes the cabin with a pun and a flourish. The landing gets applause, but the joke gets the upgrade.